When news broke this week that Google was going to snap up Nest for $3.2 billion — or roughly, the amount of loose change Sergey Brin has in his couch right now — I did what I normally do in such circumstances: I went on Twitter and made a joke.
And that begat more jokes, because the people who follow me on Twitter are amusing scamps and snark is the third largest byproduct produced by social media, right after cat photos and wasted lives. But amid the hooting over Google's decision to buy the maker of smart thermostats and smoke detectors, I received one reply I found particularly salient:
And that's not exactly a unique sentiment. Comb through your Twitter timeline for mentions of Google and Nest over the last 24 hours, and you're unlikely to find many Nest customers (or would-be customers) warmly welcoming the new owners. Adweek read through the responses to the Google purchase on Nest's Facebook page — better them than me — and calculated that 78 percent of the 440 or so posts were negative.
I know, I know: People on the Internet feel negatively toward something. And my colleague Susie Ochs does a fine job laying out why you shouldn't fear Google's Nest purchase by default. Still, you can understand why people might feel a little edgy now that Sergey Brin, Larry Page, and company are taking a stronger interest in their HVAC systems. Run a search for "Google" and "privacy" on TechHive or PCWorld, and you'll find a lot of articles where the search company is being summoned before one regulatory agency or another with some serious explaining to do. When your Street View cars have a habit of snatching up sensitive personal information, you've probably earned that reputation as a less-than-stellar guardian of your customers' privacy. Even if you've already forgiven and forgotten Google's Street View transgressions, the sight of Larry Page at last year's Google I/O conference wistfully musing about an island where he and his fellow visionaries could innovate without all those pesky rules and regulations should be reminder enough that "Don't Be Evil" is better marketing copy than it is a corporate governing philosophy.
There is also the not insignificant matter of the National Security Agency and its reported ability to access all the data Google has, whether Google likes it or not. I'm looking for a little less surveillance in my life, not more, and Google's ties to the NSA — unwitting or not — make me less inclined to buy into whatever that company's plans are to connect my home.
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